2 breads in a biscuit: Archive

girl you gon think I invented sex

Dec 28th

I guess I should leave now

FUCK

Dec 27th

I just agreed to coming into work on my glorious...

cause tiana is deathly ill, gonna pass out or some poop ehhhh, WHYYYYY, they didn’t tell me when I had to come in, they said whenever I can get there haaaa their mistake

Dec 27th

what I got for christmas

chapstick gingerbread tea giant hershey bar godiva chocolate bar sleeping beauty ornament chicago dvd first postsecret book most recent postsecret book new mouse for my computer mouse pad $50 ikea gift card 3 charles de lint books a t-shirt with a picture of my cat on it that says ‘HAIL SATAN’ a fancy schmancy bookmark a huge canvas bag that says I <3 Mike Rowe that...

Dec 27th

my brother lost his gamestop card

I told him that if I find it in my car, I’m keeping it

Dec 27th

chuga chin cha

it’s my friend habibi

Dec 27th

BATHROOMWINDOW

you are the reason for the season

Dec 26th

meet bathroomwindow

bathroomwindow: enjoys food penis jokes sex sex jokes peanut butter jelly sandwiches classical music the circle of fifths* * i am proud of you if you know what this is who in their right mind does not know the circle of fifths? we had a clock with the circle of fifths on it in my ap theory classroom

Dec 26th

christmas has been pretty boring

like yesterday can I leave yet

Dec 26th

my life

this house is boring so I am relocating to olivia’s to watch star wars and god knows what else there will be ritz crackers and maui cookies and sugar gliders galore

Dec 25th

maybe I'll just sleep

D:

Dec 25th

AAAHHHHH

this girl that I went to high school with that I HATE got a tumblr, ohmygod gross she is the epitome of hipster and ugh gross, can I die now please

Dec 25th

what is it with tumblr and ouija boards?

does not compute

Dec 25th

it is hard to type with mittens on i should know, I’m wearing mittens on right now right at this moment in time

Dec 25th

Dec 24th

reblog with the person who you want wrapped under...

amandaisinfant: prostitutionisrevolution: iamglencoco: alltimelowfuckyeah: rantsraveandreblogs: -heyemily: brokenclocks: Justin Richards. garrett nickelsen. jack barakat. ^ Gabriel Saporta or James Franco plz I can’t even think of anyone…. SAD LIFE. :/ ^^^^ I’d figure you’d say Haley(sp) from Paramore… mike rowe

Dec 24th

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the outside world is boring

I’m back in my avatar/tumblr cave

Dec 24th

avatar has drained me

I can’t sit in front of this computer anymore

Dec 24th

I am tired

I need some chai in me may drive up to work to get me some half price drinks but only if I am with someone or end up having to head up that way for some reason otherwise I am not getting into that car

Dec 24th

dear sam worthington.

psychedelictits: will you sex me, as human or avatar? please and thank you. love, jacqui. preferably as avatar

Dec 24th

IT CANNOT BE UNSEEN

I don’t even know what my life was like before Avatar. It has consumed me. Eri’s life ended with how much she loved it. I knew she would. We love all the same stories and have the exact same feelings for all of them. We’re seeing it again tomorrow. I cried the hardest this time around. So much wonder, I don’t understand how my brain can comprehend so much awe and wonder...

Dec 23rd